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		<title>Under the veil</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 10:06:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The situation of women in Egypt is every bit under the thumb as I expected and could get worse &#8211; more and more seem to be in full hijab which is very weird. Good to be in Athens where you don&#8217;t see the walking tents. But we also saw lots of loving couples and women [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_100" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-100" title="dsc00430" src="http://www.winedarksea.org.au/wp-content/uploads/dsc00430-300x233.jpg" alt="At Khan il Khalili market" width="300" height="233" /><p class="wp-caption-text">At Khan il Khalili market</p></div>
<p>The situation of women in Egypt is every bit under the thumb as I expected and could get worse &#8211; more and more seem to be in full hijab which is very weird.<span id="more-99"></span></p>
<div id="attachment_101" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 310px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-101" title="dsc00487" src="http://www.winedarksea.org.au/wp-content/uploads/dsc00487-300x225.jpg" alt="Mohammed Ali Mosque, Cairo" width="300" height="225" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Mohammed Ali Mosque, Cairo</p></div>
<p>Good to be in Athens where you don&#8217;t see the walking tents. But we also saw lots of loving couples and women out smoking in the coffee houses too &#8211; plus lots of younger women working, but they tend to stop when they marry except for the elite who do what they like.<br />
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Our guide (male, they are all male) had the perspective that men have a very hard life because women &#8220;have&#8221; to stay at home, so men have to do most of the work, all the women have to do is cook, sew, wash, clean and look after the house, look after the children and of course look after their husband.<br />
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This is Angie listening attentively to the Iman&#8230;</p>
<p>There was nearly an uprising a couple of decades ago when the govt made a law that a man had to inform his wife if he was divorcing her or taking a second wife.  I think the imans are still outraged by this. The whole country is held back by religious conservatism &#8211; and can&#8217;t improve until the women are free, which will take a revolution.</p>
<div id="attachment_104" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 235px"><img class="size-medium wp-image-104" title="dsc00428" src="http://www.winedarksea.org.au/wp-content/uploads/dsc00428-225x300.jpg" alt="Al Hussein Mosque, Khan el Khalili, right where the bomb went off recently." width="225" height="300" /><p class="wp-caption-text">Al Hussein Mosque, Khan el Khalili, right where the bomb went off recently.</p></div>
<p>But the mosques are beautiful.<br />
The best books I read on this subject are<br />
Geraldine Brooks, <em>Nine Parts of Desire</em>, eg <a href="http://www.islamfortoday.com/9parts.htm">http://www.islamfortoday.com/9parts.htm</a><br />
and Ayaan Hirsi Ali, <em>Infidel</em>, eg <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infidel_(book)">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infidel_(book)</a></p>
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		<title>IDIOT LAWYERS</title>
		<link>http://www.winedarksea.org.au/2009/01/11/occaisonal-humour/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jan 2009 00:42:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Rob</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[First in a series of occasional jokes etc These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First in a series of occasional jokes etc These are from a book called <em>Disorder in the American Courts</em>, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.<strong> </strong><span id="more-44"></span> ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:      Are you sexually active? WITNESS:              No, I just lie there. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:      What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS:              Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:      This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS:              Yes. ATTORNEY:      And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS:              I forget. ATTORNEY:      You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS:    He said, &#8220;Where am I, Cathy?&#8221; ATTORNEY:  And why did that upset you? WITNESS:    My name is Susan! _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo? WITNESS:     We both do. ATTORNEY:  Voodoo? WITNESS:     We do. ATTORNEY:  You do? WITNESS:     Yes, voodoo. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Now doctor, isn&#8217;t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn&#8217;t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS:    Did you actually pass the bar exam? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:  The youngest son, the twenty-one-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS:     Uh, he&#8217;s twenty-one. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS:     Are you shitt&#8217;in me? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:   So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS:      Yes. ATTORNEY:  And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS:     Uh&#8230;. I was gett&#8217;in laid! _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:    She had three children, right? WITNESS:      Yes. ATTORNEY:    How many were boys? WITNESS:      None. ATTORNEY:    Were there any girls? WITNESS:    Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I  get a new attorney? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS:   By death. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS:  Now whose death do you suppose terminated it? ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Can you describe the individual? WITNESS:     He was about medium height and had a beard. ATTORNEY:  Was this a male or a female? WITNESS:    Guess. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS:     No, this is how I dress when I go to work. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS:  All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that? _____________________________________ ATTORNEY:   ALL your responses <strong>MUST</strong> be oral, OK? What school did you  go to? WITNESS:      Oral. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY:  Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS:    The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. ATTORNEY:  And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS:     No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY:   Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS:  Huh&#8230;.are you qualified to ask that question? ____________________________________________ &#8212;   And the best for last:  &#8212; ATTORNEY:   Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:   Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:   Did you check for breathing? WITNESS:      No. ATTORNEY:  So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS:     No. ATTORNEY:  How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS:    Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY:  I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS:    Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing  law.</p>
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